National Anthem: None

("HUH!?" you say? Read on.)

America the Beautiful: Bob Seger

(Sounds perfect.)

Ceremonial First Pitch: Al Kaline

Other First Pitch: Willie Horton

Other Other First Pitch: Mike Illitch

Little Kids Bringing the Balls to the Guys Throwing Out the Multiple First Pitches: Members of the Boys & Girls Clubs of Southeastern Michigan

Dude Tagging Along With the Members of the Boys & Girls Clubs of Southeastern Michigan: Ernie Harwell

(I dunno. That seems like there's going to be a whole mess of people on the mound before the game. Whatevs. I'm in.)

All-Important Fan Giveaway / Team Rally Totem: Still unknown.

(Those sweet Olde English "D" Tiger Towels have been retired. This is why I'll be bringing my two week old dish towel. It's been a perfectly serviceable stand-in so far.)

Spirit of Detroit Statue: Bedecked