ron: so, looks like your tigers are for real.

joe: i've always said that.

ron: wishful thinking last year, and the year before.

joe: merely a clever rouse, to lull you into a sense of false complacency.

ron: or, they just sucked.

joe: every time you see a tigers "loss"?  that's a conspiracy.  it's a setup by the sports networks, to convince you that the tigers are human.  but in fact, they have never lost a game.

ron: you're hopeless.

joe: i'm not the one cheating the american public out of the truth.