Where's Osama?
Good news! Peter Goss knows where Osama is:
CIA Director Porter Goss says he has an "excellent idea" where Osama bin Laden is hiding...
This is great! Let's go get him!
"We are making very good progress on it. But when you go to the very difficult question of dealing with sanctuaries in sovereign states, you're dealing with a problem of our sense of international obligation, fair play."
Wha!? We know where he is, but we're not gonna...?
Oh, for fuck's sake, will someone please give Osama a fake nuclear bomb and some oil so that George Bush will go after him? Dead or alive, my ass! Hell, I volunteer to go wherever Osama is and bring him to the United States in order to face justice. This just isn't that difficult.
Let's be clear. George Bush is not making us safer. He's playing the fiddle in Iraq while Rome is burning and he's letting Osama bin Laden get away with thousands of murders. What a lousy cowboy.
Sigh...at least hearing the Bushies talk about "international obligation" and "fair play" is good for a laugh.
Alternatively, lets start the rumor that Osama is in a persistent vegetative state in a Pakistani hospital. Frist can do a diagnosis via "telepathy" to determine that Osama is really still alive and Jeb Bush can send in the Florida National Guard (since we have no more available full-time troops) to bring him home. Billy Graham then can bless his eternal soul and Jerry Falwell can exorcise the demons of Islamic idolatry from the poor man's head. Last, but not least, W can pull the feeding tube, dance on the hospital bed, and be in bed by 9:00.
Just a thought.