Dee-Troit
DHinMI has a great post today on Daily Kos talking a bit about Detroit's history and struggle. It reminded me a bit of Joetown's take on the city a few years ago.
I'll just recommend that you go read both and the sing along with Wally Pleasant's Ode to Detroit:
When the Tigers win the championship,
Pretend like it's really hip,
to get national media attention,
When you set a car on fire causing police intervention.
I don't know about all this "Detroit can kick your city's ass" stuff. I mean, c'mon, I'm from the town after which the Fig Newton is named. We can take anyone, especially some flyover state town with abandoned skyscrapers! Bring it on.
On behalf of the City of Detroit, I accept your challenge.