Joe had Todd maintained a running commentary during the second half of today's Michigan Football game via SMS. A transcript follows. All times Eastern

Todd (5:07 PM): Need updates.
Joe (5:16): 9-0 mich at half
Todd (5:20): Super. What's wrong with underwood? Moreover, what's wrong with the offense?
Joe (5:20): Underwood out. That's the problem. Don't know what's up with him.
Todd (5:22); Suck. Seemed like Henne wasn't playing great either. I was tracking by computer, but [am] in the car now How about [that] goal line stand?
Joe (5:24): Goal stand was genius. It's a defense war.
Joe (5:24): 9-7 mich
Todd (5:28): Well, keep me posted. And of course, go blue.
Todd (5:46): Dad called. Nice on the interception. Here's hoping the offense can pick it up.
Joe (5:49): 12-9 mich, but fumble so now nd ball
Todd (5:54): Wait. They got a safety? Make me not worried, joe. Make [me] not worried.
Joe (5:55): Sorry, that's 12-7 mich. Got ball back but now on own 5 yd line.
Todd (6:02): Oh. Phew. Go blue.
Joe (6:07): 14-12 n
Todd (6:12): Fuck. How much time is left? When does guttierez come in?
Joe (6:12): breaston lost his shoe on the return.
Todd (6:12): Dude, I'm so blogging this.
Joe (6:13): mich sacked, and then ran up the middle on 3d and 19. fucking idiots.
Joe (6:13): oh, and then a blocked punt.
Joe (6:14): FUCKING GREAT.
Joe (6:15): 21-12 nd.
Joe (6:15): i'm going to kill myself.
Joe (6:15): i'm going to kill myself.
Todd (6:17): Oh my god.
Todd (6:20): Time? What do we do now?
Joe (6:21): oh, that's a nice 3 and out by henne
Joe (6:22): are we sure he graduated from high school?
Todd (6:25): Time?
Joe (6:30): 8 min left in 4th. nd fumble, mich ball on 50. dear god, do something.
Joe (6:32): that's a nice fumble by mich.
Joe (6:48): i'm dying.
Todd (6:50): ?
Joe (6:52): 28-12, 2:30 min left.
Joe (6:53): lloyd is playing like he doesn't care.
Todd (6:58): It's a sad day for the blue.
Joe (7:01): 28-20 final.
Todd (7:06): Shameful.
Joe (7:16): i hate lloyd.