Sheed will sign a $57 million / five-year contract today with the Dee-troit Pistons. 

In related news, the Pistons are also expected to unveil a new promotion today that will award a free dozen donuts to every fan in attendence when the team holds its opponents under 70 points.  Two-time NBA Defensive Player of the Year Ben Wallace was concise but to the point with his comments: "Yum."

Fear the Fro.